Do you live in a neighborhood overrun with wealthy pricks? Is there a starbucks on every corner? Does Saturday usually mean dodging rich bastards walking their fancy dogs? Is your local cafe overrun with expensive baby strollers that have four-wheel drive and can do more off roading than your broken down volkswagen? Well, then you probably live in an area where The Rent is Too Damn High. Say hello to Jimmy McMillan, who became famous this year for shouting "The Rent is too damn high!" and using it as his political platform during the republican primaries. Now you can be Jimmy himself. Parade around in your fancy suit and demand that the gentrification CEASE AND DESIST!!! Slap your new white neighbors in the face with your black glove and challenge them to a duel!
