From the secret drawer in Mitt Romney's office that Ann doesn't know about and gets opened only when everyone - especially that blabbermouth Taggart - is out of the house comes the Binder Full Of Women costume!
 

Wear a costume that says, "I matter because a rich man has me categorized along with an assortment of other women in a three whole punch binder". Dazzle friends at the pages and pages of ladies arranged by age, location and cup size. Get everyone giggling by flipping to the back, exposing a creative collage of swimsuit model ads with Sarah Palin's face glued over them. 

This versatile costume can be warn alone or as a group. Warning: If warn as a group, said group MUST be full of women. Men: attempting to wear the binder will result in loathing and subsequent self-afflicted flogging from a Cat Of Nine Tails (sold separately). 

Grab your Binder Full Of Women outfit at the special low, low Romney price of $1,000,000! We were able to bring the price down by closing a bunch of holes in the costume tax code! 

(Costume Includes multiple section tabs for dividing your friends by race/sassiness): 

Section One: White Women (Ol' Faithful) 

Section Two: Black Women (My Sweet Chocolates)

Section Three: Hispanic Women (Salsa Caliente) 

Section Four: Southern Women (Honey Boo Boo's) 

Section Five: Over 65 (Milfs)